24 Bauer Party People

24BPP Presents: Eurovision (ft. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

As part of our ongoing mission creep to document the full menagerie of fucked vibes from around the world, we dive into the Netflix original movie about Eurovision, mostly as an excuse to talk about the premiere European convention for some real types of guys. We're joined by resolute podcaster and vibes inspector Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum), and we either burn or solidify our fledgling European listener base once and for all.

IN WHICH:

- a film acts as a trailer for itself

- Trin and Alice have a gay-off over a Greek

- and you're all just figments of Sam's imagination

S4E6: We Blow This 9/11 Thing Wide Open

It's the season finale, and we've got our favourite lesbian assassins and secret threesomes to prove it.

IN WHICH:

-we solve the mystery of 9/11 in 24 (it happened twice)

-President Boris Johnson

-The Dreamworks Of Terrorism

S4E5: Did 9/11 Happen In 24?: An Exhaustive Investigation

Felix (@mystarlitsky) returns, Sam is a little "Chaos Hours", and Trin is disgusted by the writers like never before.

- Amnesty International get a villain arc

- Edgar disappoints us

- We talk lots about 9/11

S4E4: Trin Goes On Terrorism Shark Tank

We're joined again by our friend Felix (@mystarlitsky) for an episode of lesbians, and killing the president.

- the writers say "Sorry for the racism"

- Operation: 24 Jump Street

- and it's a bad day to be a husband

S4E3: The Second One With The Racial Profiling

The writing team takes another swing at the entire plot of Season 2, and we reference a lot of video games.

IN WHICH:

-ACAB doesn't apply to Edgar

-Our villain steals some valour

-Love Me Son, 'Ate America, Simple As

S4E2: In Memory Of Dave The Troop

We memorialise our new favourite competent terrorist, and start speaking Simlish.

IN WHICH:

- everyone's piping and getting piped

- Jack Bauer: Ace Attorney

- this mf said "Ringphone"

- and we punch up some terror plans

S4E1: Twitch Dot TV Slash Terrorism

This season, we watch a scowling man jump a shark for a full day.
IN WHICH:
- the lowest Time To Torture yet
- replacement Kim peril
- hypno kink as an interrogation technique
- and we have a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack

24BPP Presents: 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus (or Sam & Trinket’s War On Christmas)

Hey, it's still Christmas somewhere, and so the Christmas bonus episodes shall continue to flow. We've overcome a virus of our own, and now we've got one of the maddest and least competent things put to film to subject ourselves to. We're joined by our friend Felix for a very special episode: yes, it's a bumper bonanza of examining the mind of the hog through religious programming, with Left Behind (2000), Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014), and our main event, 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus, a frenziedly ill-made mess made by a very "libertarian" German and his young wife. We're sorry.

24BPP Presents: The Girl Next Door (2004)

24BPP PRESENTS: The Girl Next Door (2004)

Our first Christmas bonus episode! Elisa Cuthbert (Kim Bauer) stars in a high school romcom, as an actual porno lady, in a film that asks, "what did the 2000s hate more: Asians, gays, women, or the viewer?"

Tune in to hear:

- discussions of how the porn industry works

- attempts to fit this into the wider 24 canon

- what crime Sam thinks he'll be executed for

- and Trin getting angrier than ever, faster than ever

S3E6: Arming Bombs; Disarming Arms

We wave goodbye to treasured characters and limbs in another double-length finale.

In which:

-we explore the Presidential podcasting nook

-more awards than ever are granted

-and Trin stares down the barrel of the podcast gun