24 Bauer Party People

These episodes being recorded four months ago really comes into focus as we get a plethora of presidents and a lot of actionable language. In which:

• Jack invades another country
• Morris has a cow, man
• and Dad Bauer wants a Dr Pepper

We begin to count the sharks jumped as the day gets bad and the dads get worse.

In which:

• a duck quacks in very poor taste
• we get a hot mess and a new Wife
• Trin and Sam discuss dating strategies
• and we go back to the goblin mines

It's back! We're back! Oh, dear. The day so silly it made us make this podcast finally dawns. IN WHICH:

• Jack returns as a creature of the night
• the accursed Milomancer needs goblins
• and the day starts with a very big bang

New and returning Party People: it's time again. But what is 24? Do we even remember? Did we ever know? Thankfully, Trin has a copy of Top Trumps: 24 Edition, which can remind us of exactly how Jack became The Saddest Dad.

Break out the Official Presidential Suicide Kit and join us for the S5 finale.

In which:

- Trin times the President's time-to-nut

- Sam says what he really thinks about 100 Gecs

- and Jack murders a dude with his thighs

The drops get sillier, the plot gets more convoluted, and we get a real Cinderella story of a Bad Dad Award contender.

In which:

- Jack Ratatouilles an airliner

- silly noises are made

- and Jack goes "Oof"

Trin has a soundboard now, and Sam doesn't know what hit him. It's a silly episode, folks.

In which:

-women be shopping a ludicrous amount

-the villain stakes get higher and dumber

-and we trade a Kim for a new sinister heartthrob

This one had it all, folks. Robocop, the return of Kim, and, we can't stress this enough, a man being shot in the wife.

In which:

- it's villain central

- Kim immediately gets imperilled

- and a man gets shot! In the wife!

You wait all day for a contrived, insulting trolley problem, then two come along at once.

In which:

-the curtain raises once more on Accent Theatre

-there's gas that makes you get funny with it

-and actually there is another way

24BPP returns! To celebrate, we blow up half of our main cast and adopt a new Kim to imperil.

Featuring:

- Boy Kim, the Kim that's a boy

- President Palmer, anime superfan

- and Trin still mourning the loss of last season's villain