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S5E6: The Presidential Nut Timer

Break out the Official Presidential Suicide Kit and join us for the S5 finale.

In which:

- Trin times the President's time-to-nut

- Sam says what he really thinks about 100 Gecs

- and Jack murders a dude with his thighs

S5E5: A Certified Jack Bauer ”Oof”

The drops get sillier, the plot gets more convoluted, and we get a real Cinderella story of a Bad Dad Award contender.

In which:

- Jack Ratatouilles an airliner

- silly noises are made

- and Jack goes "Oof"

S5E4: President Evil 24

Trin has a soundboard now, and Sam doesn't know what hit him. It's a silly episode, folks.

In which:

-women be shopping a ludicrous amount

-the villain stakes get higher and dumber

-and we trade a Kim for a new sinister heartthrob

S5E3: Shooting A Man In The Wife

This one had it all, folks. Robocop, the return of Kim, and, we can't stress this enough, a man being shot in the wife.

In which:

- it's villain central

- Kim immediately gets imperilled

- and a man gets shot! In the wife!

S5E2: There’s No Other Way

You wait all day for a contrived, insulting trolley problem, then two come along at once.

In which:

-the curtain raises once more on Accent Theatre

-there's gas that makes you get funny with it

-and actually there is another way

S5E1: R.I.P.O.T.U.S.

24BPP returns! To celebrate, we blow up half of our main cast and adopt a new Kim to imperil.

Featuring:

- Boy Kim, the Kim that's a boy

- President Palmer, anime superfan

- and Trin still mourning the loss of last season's villain

24BPP Presents: Eurovision (ft. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

As part of our ongoing mission creep to document the full menagerie of fucked vibes from around the world, we dive into the Netflix original movie about Eurovision, mostly as an excuse to talk about the premiere European convention for some real types of guys. We're joined by resolute podcaster and vibes inspector Alice Caldwell-Kelly (@AliceAvizandum), and we either burn or solidify our fledgling European listener base once and for all.

IN WHICH:

- a film acts as a trailer for itself

- Trin and Alice have a gay-off over a Greek

- and you're all just figments of Sam's imagination

S4E6: We Blow This 9/11 Thing Wide Open

It's the season finale, and we've got our favourite lesbian assassins and secret threesomes to prove it.

IN WHICH:

-we solve the mystery of 9/11 in 24 (it happened twice)

-President Boris Johnson

-The Dreamworks Of Terrorism

S4E5: Did 9/11 Happen In 24?: An Exhaustive Investigation

Felix (@mystarlitsky) returns, Sam is a little "Chaos Hours", and Trin is disgusted by the writers like never before.

- Amnesty International get a villain arc

- Edgar disappoints us

- We talk lots about 9/11

S4E4: Trin Goes On Terrorism Shark Tank

We're joined again by our friend Felix (@mystarlitsky) for an episode of lesbians, and killing the president.

- the writers say "Sorry for the racism"

- Operation: 24 Jump Street

- and it's a bad day to be a husband